Our Mobile treatment center can come to you, anytime, anywhere.
Our Patented "Silver Stallion" technology does it's
work while you wait!
For our more traditional clientele!
Anal Speculums to fit all shapes and sizes
Dr Robert Dungstan uses the same anal spreaders that the TSA does when they decide you qualify for "second level screening." (that is, if you are dumb enough to chicken dance onto some smelly airliner)
He prefers the Pratt model over most others, but has been known to use the Roschke for pre-stallion work.
You can become acquainted with the Pratt or the Roschke if you
1) Are continuously late for squad night
2) Show up with the wrong colors on your airplane
3) Make sucking and smacking noises because you chew food while wearing a live mic
4) File really ridiculous ACARS logs
5) Get caught eating food handed to you through a window
6) in any way qualify for a Darwin award, or
7) Do not floss after each meal.
9:30 - 10:00 AM, Friday 8th November, 2024